:49:00
- The porno mags ?
- Yeah !
:49:04
I like the cartoons.
They make me laugh.
:49:06
They draw some of the biggest titties
you ever saw.
:49:10
Not this one. Maybe the one
you got underneath this one.
:49:13
- They got bigger titties in there.
- Here.
:49:15
- Now leave me alone.
- Oh, thank you, sonny boy.
:49:18
I appreciate it.
:49:24
Hell of a game.
:49:26
One ball ? l close the store, they come
all the way here, for one ball ?
:49:29
Hockey is hockey.
At least we got to play.
:49:32
Twelve minutes is not a game.
Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up.
:49:35
- Bitch, bitch, bitch.
You want something to drink ?
- Yeah, a Gatorade.
:49:39
-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade?
-Exactly. They drank it all.
:49:44
- Know what Sanford told me ?
- l can't believe
Caitlin's getting married.
:49:48
- Julie Doyer died.
- Yeah, right.
:49:50
- No, I'm serious.
- Oh, my God !
:49:52
Sanford's brother dates her cousin.
He found out this morning.
:49:55
- How ? When ?
- Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
:49:58
- Jesus !
- She was swimming in the pool
in the YMCA when it happened.
:50:01
-She died mid-backstroke.
-l haven't seen her in, like, two years.
:50:05
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she
one of the illustrious 12 ?
:50:08
- Yeah, number six.
- You've had sex with a dead person.
:50:12
- I'm gonna go to her wake.
- No, you're not. it's today.
:50:14
- What ?
- Posten's Funeral Parlor.
Next show's at 4:00.
:50:18
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ?
- One night only.
She's buried in the morning.
:50:21
- You gotta watch the store.
I gotta go to this.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
:50:23
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.
:50:27
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?
:50:30
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.
:50:32
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.
:50:35
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
:50:39
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.
:50:42
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !
:50:44
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.
:50:46
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.
:50:48
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.
:50:52
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.
:50:56
You were saying ?
:50:58
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.