:50:01
-She died mid-backstroke.
-l haven't seen her in, like, two years.
:50:05
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she
one of the illustrious 12 ?
:50:08
- Yeah, number six.
- You've had sex with a dead person.
:50:12
- I'm gonna go to her wake.
- No, you're not. it's today.
:50:14
- What ?
- Posten's Funeral Parlor.
Next show's at 4:00.
:50:18
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ?
- One night only.
She's buried in the morning.
:50:21
- You gotta watch the store.
I gotta go to this.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
:50:23
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.
:50:27
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?
:50:30
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.
:50:32
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.
:50:35
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
:50:39
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.
:50:42
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !
:50:44
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.
:50:46
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.
:50:48
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.
:50:52
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.
:50:56
You were saying ?
:50:58
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
:51:04
- She was pretty young, huh ?
- Twenty-two. Just like us.
:51:07
- Embolism in a pool.
- What an embarrassing way to die.
:51:11
- That's nothing compared
to how my cousin Walter died.
- How did he die ?
:51:15
- He broke his neck.
- That's embarrassing ?
:51:18
He broke his neck
trying to suck his own dick.
:51:21
- Shut the hell up.
- l swear.
:51:23
- Stop it.
- Bible truth.
:51:25
- Oh, my God !
- Come on. Haven't you ever
tried to suck your own dick ?
:51:29
- No.
- Yeah, right. You're so repressed.
:51:32
- Because l never tried
to suck my own dick ?
- No, because you won't admit to it.
:51:36
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
'cause he tries to go down on himself.
:51:39
You're as curious as the rest
of us, pal. You've tried it.
:51:42
- Who found him ?
- My cousin ? Mom found him.
:51:45
It was a mess. He was on his bed,
his legs doubled over himself.
:51:49
Mom freaked out.
:51:51
You know that you are
a shooting star
:51:53
- Made it, huh ? Dick in his mouth ?
- Yeah.
:51:57
Balls resting on his lips.