1:05:00
Well, if he's so nice,
why aren't you marrying him ?
1:05:03
- l just told you.
- There's more to this, isn't there ?
1:05:06
Oh ! Why, Mr. Hicks,
whatever do you mean ?
1:05:09
- Tell me l don't
have something to do with it.
- You have nothing to do with it.
1:05:12
- Oh, you lie !
- Look how full of yourself you are !
1:05:15
I just believe in giving credit
where credit's due,
1:05:17
and l believe I'm the impetus
behind your refusal to wed.
1:05:19
If I'm so nuts about you, then why am l
having sex with an Asian design major ?
1:05:23
Oh, Jesus. You're so caustic.
1:05:26
I had to knock you down
from that cloud you were floating on.
1:05:28
When l say l don't want to get married,
I mean just that.
1:05:31
I don't want to marry anybody.
Not for years.
1:05:34
Who's asking ?
I don't want to marry you.
1:05:36
Well, good.
Keep in that frame of mind.
1:05:39
- Well, let's date.
- Oh, l think Sang and... Veronica,
1:05:42
they'd love that.
1:05:44
We can introduce the two of them.
They may hit it off.
1:05:46
You're serious ?
You wanna date again ?
1:05:48
I wanna be your boyfriend, yes.
1:05:50
It's just the shock of seeing me
after three years.
1:05:53
- Believe me, you'll get over it.
- Give me a bit more credit.
1:05:56
I think it's time
we got back together.
1:05:58
I'm more mature, you're more mature.
You're finishing college.
1:06:01
- I'm already in the job market.
- You work in a market, all right.
1:06:04
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't
wanna go out with me again...
1:06:06
after all the talking we've been doing.
1:06:08
The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante.
1:06:10
I think the idea,
or the conception of us dating,
1:06:12
is a lot more idyllic than
what actually happens when we date.
1:06:15
What are we supposed to do ?
Pretend over the phone we're dating ?
1:06:18
I don't know.
Maybe we should just see what happens.
1:06:21
- Let me take you out tonight.
- On a date ?
1:06:23
Yeah, a real date.
Dinner and a movie.
1:06:26
Oh, the ""Dante Hicks
Dinner and Movie"" date.
1:06:28
- l think I've been on that one before.
- Do you have a better suggestion ?
1:06:33
Well, how 'bout the ""Caitlin Bree...
1:06:35
Walk On The Boardwalk, Then Get
Naked Somewhere"" kind of private date ?
1:06:38
- l hear that's kind of a popular date.
- Jerk !
1:06:41
God, here l am, throwing myself at you,
succumbing to your wily charms,
1:06:45
and you're calling me a slut
in so many words.
1:06:47
- What about Sing ?
- Sang !
1:06:49
- He's not invited.
- He's your fiancé.
1:06:52
I'm offering you my body,
and you're offering me semantics.
1:06:55
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and
in case you haven't gotten the drift...
1:06:59
of why l came all the way here
from Ohio--