1:06:01
- I'm already in the job market.
- You work in a market, all right.
1:06:04
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't
wanna go out with me again...
1:06:06
after all the talking we've been doing.
1:06:08
The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante.
1:06:10
I think the idea,
or the conception of us dating,
1:06:12
is a lot more idyllic than
what actually happens when we date.
1:06:15
What are we supposed to do ?
Pretend over the phone we're dating ?
1:06:18
I don't know.
Maybe we should just see what happens.
1:06:21
- Let me take you out tonight.
- On a date ?
1:06:23
Yeah, a real date.
Dinner and a movie.
1:06:26
Oh, the ""Dante Hicks
Dinner and Movie"" date.
1:06:28
- l think I've been on that one before.
- Do you have a better suggestion ?
1:06:33
Well, how 'bout the ""Caitlin Bree...
1:06:35
Walk On The Boardwalk, Then Get
Naked Somewhere"" kind of private date ?
1:06:38
- l hear that's kind of a popular date.
- Jerk !
1:06:41
God, here l am, throwing myself at you,
succumbing to your wily charms,
1:06:45
and you're calling me a slut
in so many words.
1:06:47
- What about Sing ?
- Sang !
1:06:49
- He's not invited.
- He's your fiancé.
1:06:52
I'm offering you my body,
and you're offering me semantics.
1:06:55
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and
in case you haven't gotten the drift...
1:06:59
of why l came all the way here
from Ohio--
1:07:02
Duh ! I'm about
to become single again.
1:07:04
And, yes,
allow me to placate your ego.
1:07:08
You are the inspiration
for this bold and momentous decision...
1:07:11
that will probably get me ostracized
from both school and home.
1:07:14
You ask me who l choose.
1:07:16
I choose you.
1:07:19
- So, what are you saying ?
- You are such an asshole.
1:07:21
- I'm just kidding !
- l can already see
this is not gonna work out.
1:07:25
- I'll ask Randal to close up
when he gets back.
- Where is he, anyway ?
1:07:28
I thought he'd be at your side
Like an obedient lapdog.
1:07:30
He went to go rent a movie.
He isn't back yet.
1:07:33
Ah, screw it.
I'll close up and leave him a note.
1:07:35
You are too responsible.
But no, l have to go home first.
1:07:39
They don't even know
I've left school yet.
1:07:41
And l should break
the disengagement news to my mother,
1:07:43
which is gonna cause quite a row
considering she loves Sang.
1:07:47
- Who doesn't ?
- Well, me, l guess.
1:07:50
[ Sighs ] So l shall
take my leave of you,
1:07:53
but l will return in a little while,
1:07:55
at which time, yes, l would love to
go for dinner and a movie with you.
1:07:58
What happened to the walk
and the nakedness ?