1:21:01
I saw her rubbin' your back,
fuckin' comes and brings your food.
1:21:04
-Didn't l see her change your tire once?
-Hey, l jacked up the car.
1:21:07
All she did was unloosen the nuts
and put the tire on.
1:21:10
- Well, l know she does a lot for you.
- She's my girlfriend.
1:21:13
I had some girlfriends too, but all
they wanted from me was weed and shit.
1:21:18
Shit, my grandmother used to say,
""What's better ?
1:21:20
Fuckin' a good plate
with nothin' on it ?""
1:21:23
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's
a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
1:21:25
Meaning ?
1:21:27
I don't know. She was senile. She used
to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
1:21:31
and shit herself.
1:21:33
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get
the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
1:21:36
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
1:21:39
You cock smoker.
1:21:41
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:21:44
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:21:46
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:21:48
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:21:51
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:55
He's right.
1:21:57
I love her.
1:21:59
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.
1:22:03
And he told you all of this ?
1:22:05
Pretty much. All except
the latent homosexuality part.
That's just my theory.
1:22:10
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
1:22:12
Don't hold it against him. He just
never got Caitlin out of his system.
1:22:16
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
1:22:19
I-Look. l don't know
thing one about chicks.
1:22:22
So if you gotta cry or something,
I can get outta here.
1:22:25
- I'm not sad.
- You're not ?
1:22:28
Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
1:22:30
If you didn't wanna go out with me
anymore, why didn't you say so ?
1:22:33
Instead you pussyfoot around
and see that slut behind my back !
1:22:35
- What are you talking about ?
- You've been talking to her
on the phone for weeks !
1:22:38
- it was only a few times.
- Then you pull that shit this morning,
1:22:41
freaking out because
I've gone down a couple of guys.
1:22:43
- Oh, a couple ?
- I'm not the one trying
to patch things up with my ex,
1:22:46
sneaking around behind your back !
1:22:48
If you think 37 dicks are a lot,
just wait and see, mister.
1:22:51
I'm going to put the hookers
in Times Square to shame
with all the guys l go down on now !
1:22:54
- Will you let me explain ?
- Explain what ?
1:22:56
How you've been waiting
until the time was right, and then
you were going to dump me for her ?
1:22:59
- it isn't like that !
- Damn right it isn't like that !