1:20:01
Done poisoning the youth
for today, huh ?
1:20:03
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
1:20:05
Now it's time to head over to Atlantic,
drink some beers,
1:20:07
get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
1:20:09
- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine.
- Pay the good man.
1:20:13
- Yeah, you close soon ?
- in half an hour.
1:20:16
Yeah, we get off
the same time every day.
1:20:18
- We should hang out. You get high ?
- l should start.
1:20:20
Wanna come to this party tonight ?
There's gonna be some pussy there.
1:20:23
With you ? l don't think so.
1:20:25
Oh, look at you.
""l don't hang out with drug dealers.""
1:20:27
- Nothing personal.
- What happened with that old guy ?
1:20:31
- He died in the bathroom.
- l heard he was jerkin' off
or something.
1:20:34
I don't know.
I wasn't watching.
1:20:36
He probably saw that Caitlin chick.
I know l felt like beatin' it
when l saw her.
1:20:39
Oh, come here, bitch.
You like this ? Huh ?
1:20:42
- This what you want ?
- Knock it off. That used to be
my girlfriend, all right ?
1:20:45
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
1:20:47
Yeah, well, l thought
we might be starting again.
1:20:49
- Don't you already have a girlfriend ?
- [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.
1:20:53
- And what, you're gonna dump her
for that Caitlin chick ?
- Maybe.
1:20:56
I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's
nice, but l see that Veronica girl...
1:20:59
doin' shit for you all the time.
1:21:01
I saw her rubbin' your back,
fuckin' comes and brings your food.
1:21:04
-Didn't l see her change your tire once?
-Hey, l jacked up the car.
1:21:07
All she did was unloosen the nuts
and put the tire on.
1:21:10
- Well, l know she does a lot for you.
- She's my girlfriend.
1:21:13
I had some girlfriends too, but all
they wanted from me was weed and shit.
1:21:18
Shit, my grandmother used to say,
""What's better ?
1:21:20
Fuckin' a good plate
with nothin' on it ?""
1:21:23
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's
a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
1:21:25
Meaning ?
1:21:27
I don't know. She was senile. She used
to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
1:21:31
and shit herself.
1:21:33
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get
the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
1:21:36
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
1:21:39
You cock smoker.
1:21:41
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:21:44
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:21:46
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:21:48
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:21:51
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:55
He's right.
1:21:57
I love her.
1:21:59
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.