Dumb & Dumber
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1:03:02
And another one of those.
1:03:04
Would you calm down?
I've never seen you so nervous.

1:03:09
Keep an eye on them, Shay.
A close eye.

1:03:13
I'm ready for commitment. The first time
I set eyes on Mary Swanson...

1:03:18
I got that old-fashioned
romantic feeling...

1:03:21
that I do anything to bone her.
- That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

1:03:28
Oh my, there she is.
1:03:30
Wow, you weren't kidding.
She's an angel.

1:03:37
What are you waiting for?
Go and talk to her.

1:03:44
She's going to think I'm a psycho
that I came so far...

1:03:48
But you have the briefcase.
She'll be thrilled to see you.

1:03:55
Wait, I have an idea.
1:03:58
Why don't you go
and introduces yourself...

1:04:02
and build me up. Then I won't have
to brag about myseIf later.

1:04:06
Tell her I'm rich...
and good-looking... and...

1:04:10
and have a rapist wit.
- Know, I don't think I...

1:04:16
Come on.
1:04:18
Okay. What you gonna do?
1:04:22
I'm gonna hang by the bar
and put out the 'vibe'.

1:04:38
Nice set of hooters you got there.
1:04:42
I beg your pardon?
- The owls... beautiful.

1:04:51
Are you a bird lover?
- Me? No...

1:04:53
I used to have a parakeet,
but my main expertise is canines.


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