Dumb & Dumber
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1:04:02
and build me up. Then I won't have
to brag about myseIf later.

1:04:06
Tell her I'm rich...
and good-looking... and...

1:04:10
and have a rapist wit.
- Know, I don't think I...

1:04:16
Come on.
1:04:18
Okay. What you gonna do?
1:04:22
I'm gonna hang by the bar
and put out the 'vibe'.

1:04:38
Nice set of hooters you got there.
1:04:42
I beg your pardon?
- The owls... beautiful.

1:04:51
Are you a bird lover?
- Me? No...

1:04:53
I used to have a parakeet,
but my main expertise is canines.

1:05:00
Dogs... for the lay person.
1:05:03
Thanks...
1:05:06
I love dogs do.
How are you involved with them?

1:05:10
I trained them, bathed them,
clipped them, and even bred them.

1:05:15
Oh really? Any unusual breeding?
- No, mostly just doggy style.

1:05:20
One time we mated
a Bulldog with a Shitzu...

1:05:25
Really? That's weird.
1:05:29
Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.
1:05:42
Anyway, the real reason
I came over here...

1:05:46
was to introduce you to
a buddy of mine.

1:05:49
Mary, haven't met your friend...
1:05:52
Well actually we haven't been
introduced. I'm Mary Swanson.

1:05:56
Hi, Harry Dunne.
- This is my stepmother Helen.


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