Dumb and Dumber
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:11:02
No offence.
- None taken.

:11:09
You know what reaIIy chaps my ass?
:11:12
I spent my Iife savings
turning my van into a dog.

:11:16
Hi, Pete.
- The aIarm aIone cost me 200.

:11:20
The chicks Iove it. It's a shagging wagon.
:11:24
What's with the briefcase?
:11:29
It's a Iove memento to the most beautifuI
woman in the worId.

:11:34
I drove her to the airport,
sparks fIew, emotions ran high...

:11:39
She actuaIIy taIked to me.
- Get out of here!

:11:45
Tractor beam, sucked me right in.
:11:49
Anyway...
:11:52
...she Ieft this, fIew to Aspen
and out of my Iife.

:11:57
What's in it?
:12:00
Man, I'm not a Iow Iife who roots round
in other peopIe's property.

:12:06
And is it Iocked?
- Yes, reaIIy weII.

:12:17
There's two of them. One's got a gun.
:12:21
Did you pay the gas biII?
:12:26
You reaIize what you've done?
- I say we baiI.

:12:40
The briefcase ain't here.
He must've taken it with him.

:12:45
WeII he's got to come home some time.
:12:47
Maybe we shouId trash the pIace.
Send him a IittIe message.

:12:51
I don't think he'II get the message.
He has worms in his Iiving room.

:12:58
I've got a better idea.

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