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Now, why do you need all these guns?
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You see, guns...
When they talk about gun control...
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they talkin' about taking away
our guns so they can control us.
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It ain't that kind of party.
:39:10
So I'm going to be packing and strapping
because T ain't napping.
:39:15
What's this one? What is that?
:39:17
This is a very good choice, little chickadee.
:39:20
You got eyes for this.
This is an Uzi, fully automatic.
:39:24
I guess you have to really know
what you're doing to use one.
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No, this is a good jammy for beginners.
:39:29
I mean, this is better
than those auto-focus cameras.
:39:32
You just spray the area.
:39:35
Do you know the caliber of all these guns?
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Yeah, this one here is
for the little motherfuckers.
:39:43
This one here is for...
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a couple more motherfuckers.
:39:47
And this here is for big motherfuckers.
:39:52
-Are they registered with the state?
-State of siege.
:39:56
Let me show you something else
before we go.
:39:58
I just want to show you this.
This is some Wile E. Coyote Acme shit.
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The reason I got this is because
every time I watch them cartoons...
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this shit be blowing motherfuckers up.
So, I figured I should use it.
:40:11
The first thing you gotta do
is put this piece of paper in here...
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to keep the hole tight,
because nobody likes a sloppy hole.
:40:18
You'd be slipping out
if you don't have that in there.
:40:22
That pisses everybody off,
especially the ladies.
:40:56
Careful, the ladies especially like this one.
:40:59
The average motherfucker can't do this.