:40:03
The reason I got this is because
every time I watch them cartoons...
:40:06
this shit be blowing motherfuckers up.
So, I figured I should use it.
:40:11
The first thing you gotta do
is put this piece of paper in here...
:40:14
to keep the hole tight,
because nobody likes a sloppy hole.
:40:18
You'd be slipping out
if you don't have that in there.
:40:22
That pisses everybody off,
especially the ladies.
:40:56
Careful, the ladies especially like this one.
:40:59
The average motherfucker can't do this.
:41:04
You gotta have some lead
in your dick for this one.
:41:13
Smooth ride.
:41:15
I notice you have three pagers.
:41:18
-Yeah. Uno, dos, tres.
-Why?
:41:21
I gotta be able to stay in touch
with everything I gotta stay in touch with.
:41:27
See, this is the kind of shit that they do.
This is what I am talking about.
:41:31
A brother was minding his own business.
I got some shit for their ass...
:41:34
because this is my pooky right here.
It ain't even a thing.
:41:37
Fuck them!
:41:39
All right, put your hands
where we can see them.
:41:42
Both of you, put your hands up!
:41:44
I got a lot of coffee and donuts in me,
don't push me!
:41:47
You're not even a fucking...
You're a fucking security guard!
:41:50
This gun will kill you just as good
as a real cop, you got that?
:41:53
Now, move it slowly.
:41:56
Put your left hand outside the car.
:41:59
Take your right hand,
and putting it over your left hand...