1:00:24
-[Boys Chattering]
-[Gasps]
1:00:28
The boys are safe with mother.
Don't worry.
1:00:32
Thank you.
1:00:37
All I ever used to do
was steal and cheat.
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But since I metyou, I think
I'll turn over a new leaf.
1:00:50
No more stealing.
1:00:52
What areyour plans?
1:00:55
Don't know.
Maybeyou've got some ideas.
1:00:59
All right, boys, eat up. Ifwe're
going to fight the evil empire,
1:01:02
you'll need your potassium.
1:01:06
-Tell us a story, Granny.
-All right.
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You don't have
to twist my arm.
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Well, when I was young,
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I was an expert dart catcher--
the best in the land.
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One day an evil monk--bam!--
threw 300 darts at me.
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But with my lightning hands,
I snatched 299 out ofmidair.
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Then, I caught one
right between my teeth.
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What happened
to the last dart?
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That last one?
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-I caught it right between my toes.
-[All Laughing]
1:01:38
Hey, you guys, that's enough
ofthat laughing.
1:01:40
I could teach all of you boys
a thing or two about kung fu.
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Why, you better believe it!
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Back in my day,
I was known asa master.
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-I once had a fight with 22 guys!
-A-a-a ghost!
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Stay behind me.