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you'll need your potassium.
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-Tell us a story, Granny.
-All right.
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You don't have
to twist my arm.
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Well, when I was young,
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I was an expert dart catcher--
the best in the land.
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One day an evil monk--bam!--
threw 300 darts at me.
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But with my lightning hands,
I snatched 299 out ofmidair.
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Then, I caught one
right between my teeth.
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What happened
to the last dart?
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That last one?
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-I caught it right between my toes.
-[All Laughing]
1:01:38
Hey, you guys, that's enough
ofthat laughing.
1:01:40
I could teach all of you boys
a thing or two about kung fu.
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Why, you better believe it!
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Back in my day,
I was known asa master.
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-I once had a fight with 22 guys!
-A-a-a ghost!
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Stay behind me.
1:02:00
It's Master Chan.
1:02:01
Look, he's come
to join us for dinner.
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What fun!
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-Oh, Master Chan!
-Friend of yours?
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Please, sir.
Please don't hurt us.
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These boys are so sweet
and innocent.
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And I'm just an old woman.
Have mercy.
1:02:23
[Karate Yell]
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You think you're so bad.
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You take care of them.
I'll get the boys out of here. Let's go!
1:02:56
Keep going!