-Aren't you glad to see me?
-My son died yesterday night.

I am so sorry. I didn't know you had a son.
-He was my wife's son.
-A stepson.

I invited you to do his makeup
before he begins to disintegrate.

I thought you called me for another reason.
How could I imagine I would do a dead man's make up?
You will do great.
Does he have any wounds?
cause if he does I can't stand it.

He died of a heart attack.
He had to die during Christmas!
Poor guy...

What is this?
My son is a photographer.
He is great with collage.

What a beautiful corpse! What is his name?
He is frozen. I will freeze too.
Soon he will start to turn green.
Try to make him not to look so pale
for the funeral.

Don't worry.
I will give him his natural colour.

Good, I am leaving.
I see you like women.
I wish I had met you.
You would have fallen in love with me.

And I would have definitely fallen in love with you.
You can not imagine
what I've been through, Ramon.

All the crazy people want me.
And I fall in love with them, because that's how I am.
If they have a good soul and a nice "tool"
I fall in love with them.

Your stepfather is a fine type too
He is weird though.

Very strange,
but in bed he is really the best.

Today he called me
and I thought we were going to have sex.