:03:00
Pilar here's
a perfect match for Ben.
:03:03
He don't talk much,
and she never stops.
:03:06
Hi.
:03:09
Now, Pilar, darling...
:03:11
I want you to take good care
of our friend Ben here.
:03:13
He could surely use
a nice, hot bath.
:03:16
But aside from that,
he's unsoiled.
:03:23
Well, what a coincidence.
So am I.
:03:26
What do you say you and me get
acquainted over some bubbly champagne?
:03:35
Come on.
:03:39
Right. Now let's you and me
get on with my pleasuring.
:03:46
''Cowboy Jack.''
:03:49
I'm gonna do
my specialty number now--
:03:53
''Cowboy Jack.''
:03:57
He was just a lonely cowboy
:04:03
With a heart so brave and true
:04:07
-And he laid--
-Honey, if you're gonna sing like that--
:04:12
With eyes of heaven's own blue
:04:16
Your sweetheart waits for you, Jack
:04:21
Your sweetheart waits for you
:04:26
Out on the lonely prairie--
:04:30
Darned if you ain't
the quietest man I ever met.
:04:32
You ain't said more than two
or three words in almost an hour.
:04:36
Mind you, I am not one
to complain about such things.
:04:38
Most men will just interrupt a person
or talk right on over the top of you.
:04:42
But not you, sweetie.
You are a rare gentleman, Ben.
:04:50
Now, don't you want
to say something sweet about me?
:04:55
Then go right on ahead, darlin'.