:17:02
...Nellie Fox, Johnny Unitas.
:17:05
Nellie Fox is dead. He had cancer.
:17:08
I know that.
:17:09
I wasn't talking about Nellie Fox,
the Nellie Fox.
:17:13
I was using that as a generic.
:17:15
You're not getting the point.
:17:18
- I ordered two.
- I thought you were joking.
:17:20
You'll know when I'm joking.
:17:22
Sorry, I'll bring another.
:17:24
Would you buy a jock from this man?
:17:28
Look, that is not the average.
:17:32
I took a coaching job today.
:17:39
I took a coaching job.
:17:41
Great.
:17:43
A coaching job?
:17:44
- Where?
- Hillsboro State Teachers College.
:17:50
Boy, I'm not familiar
with that institution.
:17:53
It's in western Pennsylvania
between Erie...
:17:56
...and Loretto Federal Penitentiary.
:17:58
Good place.
:18:00
God, what has happened to you?
:18:04
Then he starts with the DNA.
:18:06
He says it's
the basic structure of life.
:18:09
It exists only to replicate itself.
:18:11
True.
:18:12
Which it does in a woman
every 9 months, but in a man...
:18:15
...it could replicate itself
millions of times a day.
:18:19
He's trying to tell me
DNA forces men...
:18:22
...to screw around more than women.
It forces them!
:18:25
A guy dumb enough to tell me he'll
screw around before he screws me...
:18:29
...can take his DNA
and replicate it up his ass.
:18:34
But he's telling the truth.
Sooner or later they all screw around.
:18:38
It's always
the boys against the girls.
:18:41
The boys always try
to run up the score.
:18:43
Look, I gotta go. All right?
:18:46
Friday. Right?
:18:48
Bye, babe.
:18:54
That makes you uncomfortable.
Talking about men.
:18:59
- No. Why?
- You never talk about them.