:16:02
Then it's Sid Caesar,
next day you see...
:16:06
I have something to tell you.
:16:07
Hold it.
I got something more important.
:16:11
Willie Mays, 1954.
:16:13
You know what this is worth?
Neither do I.
:16:16
It's probably gone up $10
since we've been here.
:16:19
These guys get hundreds of dollars
just to sign a baseball.
:16:23
They put Ernie Banks in a room
with 10,000 baseballs...
:16:27
...and let him go
until his hand cramps.
:16:30
- You want me to sign footballs?
- That's not what I meant.
:16:34
But it's not a bad idea.
:16:35
Your autograph
would sell like hotcakes.
:16:38
I'm talking about something bigger.
Listen, this is huge.
:16:43
Home Shopping Network.
:16:45
You're not following me.
:16:47
I've talked to them. They'd
give you a piece of the real estate.
:16:51
Five percent on
every card, every ball...
:16:54
...every jockstrap that you sell.
:16:58
You'd have fun. Talk to
Mickey Mantle one day, then...
:17:02
...Nellie Fox, Johnny Unitas.
:17:05
Nellie Fox is dead. He had cancer.
:17:08
I know that.
:17:09
I wasn't talking about Nellie Fox,
the Nellie Fox.
:17:13
I was using that as a generic.
:17:15
You're not getting the point.
:17:18
- I ordered two.
- I thought you were joking.
:17:20
You'll know when I'm joking.
:17:22
Sorry, I'll bring another.
:17:24
Would you buy a jock from this man?
:17:28
Look, that is not the average.
:17:32
I took a coaching job today.
:17:39
I took a coaching job.
:17:41
Great.
:17:43
A coaching job?
:17:44
- Where?
- Hillsboro State Teachers College.
:17:50
Boy, I'm not familiar
with that institution.
:17:53
It's in western Pennsylvania
between Erie...
:17:56
...and Loretto Federal Penitentiary.
:17:58
Good place.