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:02:03
I know what this is.
:02:04
It goes in the bottom of
the bathtub to stop the drain.

:02:07
No, it doesn't.
It's a diaphragm.

:02:08
It prevents the passage
of sperm into the uterus...

:02:11
in girls.
:02:12
How do you know that?
:02:14
I saw it on Nightline.
:02:16
I'm telling you, Frank,
:02:17
it goes in the bottom
of the bathtub.

:02:19
I think it's
a travel drinking cup.

:02:22
She'll never miss it.
:02:24
Wait, don't drink out of it
until we know what it is.

:02:26
Yeah.
:02:28
Brad.
:02:33
I found it in my sister's room.
:02:37
I believe it's
some kind of weapon.

:02:43
A picture of my dead mother.
:02:45
How come you're
putting it in the box?

:02:47
Because I don't know why
my dad keeps all of her pictures

:02:50
hidden in the attic, and tells
me she looked like Grace Kelley.

:02:55
Who's Grace Kelley?
:02:56
Oh, she was a very famous clown.
:02:59
She was a princess.
:03:00
And, also...
:03:04
I don't know what
it's like to have a mother.

:03:07
We could tell you.
:03:09
You can't tell somebody
something like that.

:03:21
Have you ever noticed
that girls don't fart?

:03:23
My mom farts.
:03:25
Looks like a boob.
:03:27
Yeah.
Make them fly around.

:03:34
My boob's bigger than yours.
:03:36
Let's see if you can
catch my boob.

:03:38
You've got, like,
a mosquito bite boob, Frank.

:03:40
Why don't girls spit?
:03:42
They're hiding
something from us.

:03:44
The rules have changed.
:03:46
Gotcha.
:03:47
It's a battle of the sexes...
:03:49
and believe me,
we are way behind.


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