Milk Money

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You ever fart and sneeze
at the same time?

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You ever barf up something
you know you didn't eat?

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I got sick one time
and barfed a whole shrimp.

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I mean, I know I chewed it.

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I got a better one.

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Once, I barfed so hard

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that I pulled a string bean
out of my nose.

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That was gross.

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Oh, that's so slimy.

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Ew.

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You know when you just
wake up, and you're sick,

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and you're just waiting
to suck it down.

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Aw, man you could hawk one
of those ten feet, easy.

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No, no, no... it's better
to blow them out your nose.

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No, no, it's better to suck.

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Now, those are not
the best loogies.

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My cousin hawked a loogie

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from the top of the
Empire State Building.

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Hit a lady in the head.
Killed her.

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He's in prison now.

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In prison for snot.

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Boom, boom.

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Okay, you guys, come on.

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We place here
in the time capsule...

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The sacred shoe box.

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Okay, in the sacred shoe box,

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the things we do not understand,

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to be opened again when all
the mysteries of the universe

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have been revealed to us.

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Who's first? Kevin.

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I found it in my mom's secret
drawer, in this plastic box.