:06:02
What are you studying, religion?
:06:04
Sex.
:06:05
Are you going to tell me
about Mom or not?
:06:06
No.
:06:08
Boy, that's good coffee.
Fresh brewed?
:06:10
Instant.
:06:12
Now, how 'bout
if you love someone?
:06:13
Do you have to have sex
with them?
:06:15
This can't be instant.
:06:16
We ran out of beans.
:06:18
And if you kiss a girl,
:06:19
what base is that,
:06:21
and where's the birth canal?
:06:23
I have a chart.
:06:24
You never have to have sex
if you don't want to,
:06:27
kissing a girl's first base,
the birth canal's right there,
:06:29
and you shouldn't have sex
:06:30
unless you're in love
and probably married.
:06:31
Why not?
:06:32
I don't remember--
it has something to do
:06:34
with not wanting to have babies
with people you don't know.
:06:37
It says in this magazine
:06:39
that there's a spot on
a woman you can touch
:06:41
to drive her completely insane.
:06:45
I don't think
the magazine's a good idea.
:06:47
And in my experience,
there is no such place.
:06:51
Dad.
:06:52
What?
:06:53
When I grow up, do I have
to have hair all over my body?
:06:57
You saw your sister
naked in the shower?
:06:59
Sort of.
:07:01
I was hiding
in the laundry basket.
:07:03
Hey, Stacey.
:07:05
Hi, Brad.
:07:07
I saw you in
the drug store yesterday.
:07:09
You were buying Juicy Fruit gum.
:07:11
Are you going to
the dance Saturday?
:07:13
It's a '50s sock hop,
you know.
:07:15
I'm thinking of going
to the dance.
:07:18
Can I wear
your jacket today, Brad?
:07:22
Oh, come on,
what do you want for it?
:07:31
I want to take you
to the closet...
:07:34
No way!
:07:35
You are so bad.
:07:39
What'd you say to her?
:07:40
I told her what I wanted.
:07:42
I don't think
she's that kind of girl.
:07:44
She's a girl, Frank.
:07:45
All girls are
that kind of girl.
:07:47
She didn't used to be a girl.
:07:50
Hey, guys.
:07:52
What are we looking at?