:05:10
You see this, Frank?
:05:12
This little seedling
:05:13
represents an entire species
of marsh grass.
:05:19
If it lives,
the wetlands will survive,
:05:21
Mortlake turtle can return
to its natural habitat,
:05:23
and birds like the glossy ibis
:05:25
won't lose another
precious nesting place.
:05:27
Dad, if you don't get dressed,
we'll be late for school.
:05:30
Dad, if you don't get dressed,
we'll be late for school.
:05:35
Hey, hey, look at this.
:05:40
You won a prize.
:05:41
Yeah.
:05:46
What is that?
:05:48
Homework.
:05:50
They're assigning Cosmopolitan
as homework?
:05:52
No, they assigned this,
:05:54
but I'm getting nowhere with it.
:05:56
You can't relate that
to the real world.
:05:58
Like how?
:05:59
Like, was Mom a virgin
when you married her?
:06:02
What are you studying, religion?
:06:04
Sex.
:06:05
Are you going to tell me
about Mom or not?
:06:06
No.
:06:08
Boy, that's good coffee.
Fresh brewed?
:06:10
Instant.
:06:12
Now, how 'bout
if you love someone?
:06:13
Do you have to have sex
with them?
:06:15
This can't be instant.
:06:16
We ran out of beans.
:06:18
And if you kiss a girl,
:06:19
what base is that,
:06:21
and where's the birth canal?
:06:23
I have a chart.
:06:24
You never have to have sex
if you don't want to,
:06:27
kissing a girl's first base,
the birth canal's right there,
:06:29
and you shouldn't have sex
:06:30
unless you're in love
and probably married.
:06:31
Why not?
:06:32
I don't remember--
it has something to do
:06:34
with not wanting to have babies
with people you don't know.
:06:37
It says in this magazine
:06:39
that there's a spot on
a woman you can touch
:06:41
to drive her completely insane.
:06:45
I don't think
the magazine's a good idea.
:06:47
And in my experience,
there is no such place.
:06:51
Dad.
:06:52
What?
:06:53
When I grow up, do I have
to have hair all over my body?
:06:57
You saw your sister
naked in the shower?
:06:59
Sort of.