1:04:01
How am I treating you?
1:04:02
Like a person.
1:04:03
How does everybody else
treat you?
1:04:05
Like a hooker.
1:04:08
W-W-W-Why would they do that?
1:04:10
Because I am a hooker.
1:04:16
W-What do you mean by that,
exactly?
1:04:19
Frank told me he told you.
1:04:21
What?
1:04:22
I'm a prostitute.
1:04:24
Men pay me
to have sex with them.
1:04:26
Well, then, what, may I ask,
are you doing
1:04:28
teaching math
to seventh graders?!
1:04:30
I don't teach math.
1:04:31
No, no, Frank told me
you were a math tutor.
1:04:34
Well, he told me
that he told you I was a hooker,
1:04:36
and that you didn't care.
1:04:37
My son bought me a hooker?
1:04:39
Give me back my pants.
1:04:40
No, he didn't buy me for you!
1:04:43
Oh, what a relief.
1:04:44
He just wants me to marry you.
1:04:46
You said I looked
like Grace Kelly.
1:04:47
Who told you that?
1:04:50
Frank. He probably lied
about that, too.
1:04:52
No, he didn't. I...
1:04:56
I did say that.
1:04:59
You know,
I thought you were different.
1:05:00
I thought
you were understanding.
1:05:02
I am understanding.
1:05:03
Boy, am I understanding.
1:05:04
That would explain why
you looked at me that way.
1:05:06
I looked at you that way
1:05:08
because you looked at me
that way.
1:05:10
What way?!
1:05:11
Like I was somebody.
1:05:13
Well, you are somebody.
1:05:14
We're both somebodies.
1:05:15
Let me out of here.
1:05:16
How do you open this thing?
1:05:18
I'm an adult somebody teacher,
1:05:20
and you're
an adult somebody hooker
1:05:22
that I'm supposed to marry.
1:05:28
You should've told me.
1:05:29
I tried to.
1:05:30
You should've tried harder.
1:05:31
Look, Dad, you always say
1:05:32
it's not what you do,
it's who you are.
1:05:34
But there's
a vast difference
1:05:36
between being a math tutor...
Dad! Dad!
1:05:37
There was no "but."
1:05:38
I know you're trying
to help me.
1:05:40
Ah, Dad, she's the right woman.
1:05:41
Well, what's so right about her?
1:05:48
I took a test in this magazine.
1:05:49
"Are you Your Mate's
Perfect Woman?"
1:05:51
She scores a 98
1:05:53
out of a possible 100,
losing one point
1:05:54
because she's a total stranger,
1:05:56
and the other 'cause
your entire relationship
1:05:58
is based on a lie.
1:05:59
What, you only lose one point
for that?