:13:01
I'm not a piece of meat, Jane.
I'm trying.
:13:04
I've got ointments, lotions,
creams, books,
:13:06
things that vibrate.
:13:09
Maybe it's your fault.
:13:11
Have you tried sexy lingerie?
Some lacy underwear, a black teddy?
:13:15
I've worn them all. They don't work.
:13:19
Why don't you want a child?
:13:21
Didn't I try to adopt
that 18-year-old Korean girl?
:13:26
Jane, Frank, here's what I suggest.
:13:29
Make tonight a special night.
:13:32
Dinner, wine, romantic music.
:13:35
Put on the 24-hour
Johnny Mathis station.
:13:38
Just be Jane and Frank, lovers.
:13:43
We haven't had
a night like that in...
:13:45
in a long time.
:13:47
Not together.
:13:51
Having a baby
is a big responsibility.
:13:54
It's like being in charge
of sanitation at a Haitian jail.
:13:57
I'm just frightened.
:13:59
Frank, let's make tonight
something special.
:14:03
Oh, honey,
it's just that I love you so much.
:14:05
My little lover sparrow.
:14:08
My... puppy-wuppy wover.
:14:11
My little love biscuit.
:14:13
My little shnooky-wookums.
:14:15
My little lady cheesy puppy.
:14:18
Mr and Mrs Drebin, please. I'm
diabetic. I think you should go now.
:14:24
I never thought we'd end this way.
:14:27
How did you think we'd end?
:14:31
I don't know.
:14:34
Some other way.
:14:36
Oh, Jason.
:14:49
Ed! Nordberg! It's been a long time.
:14:52
Hiya, Frank! You look terrific!
:14:55
Thank you. The little woman
got me a Thighmaster.
:14:58
Where are my manners? Come on in.