:12:00
I never thought that was possible.
:12:02
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, nothing.
:12:05
Louise, there's no such thing
as the wrong man.
:12:09
You just have to work at it.
:12:14
Mr and Mrs Drebin, right?
:12:15
Now, you two have been married...
:12:19
for six months?
:12:21
Yes. We really appreciate
you seeing us, Doctor.
:12:25
You were recommended
by our last therapist.
:12:27
Yes, I was sorry
to hear about his suicide.
:12:30
You know, I feel it's important
to get off on the right foot
:12:34
and not get caught up in blame.
:12:36
Now, which one of you is impotent?
:12:39
- That would be him.
- Yes, of course.
:12:42
- Why don't you ask who's frigid?
- That would be him, also.
:12:45
- How do you know? You're never home.
- He resents that I work.
:12:49
He has no idea what a woman wants.
:12:51
You're so insensitive.
:12:53
- Is this the toilet seat thing?
- It's babies, Frank.
:12:57
I want to have a baby. Whenever
we make love, you get a headache.
:13:01
I'm not a piece of meat, Jane.
I'm trying.
:13:04
I've got ointments, lotions,
creams, books,
:13:06
things that vibrate.
:13:09
Maybe it's your fault.
:13:11
Have you tried sexy lingerie?
Some lacy underwear, a black teddy?
:13:15
I've worn them all. They don't work.
:13:19
Why don't you want a child?
:13:21
Didn't I try to adopt
that 18-year-old Korean girl?
:13:26
Jane, Frank, here's what I suggest.
:13:29
Make tonight a special night.
:13:32
Dinner, wine, romantic music.
:13:35
Put on the 24-hour
Johnny Mathis station.
:13:38
Just be Jane and Frank, lovers.
:13:43
We haven't had
a night like that in...
:13:45
in a long time.
:13:47
Not together.
:13:51
Having a baby
is a big responsibility.
:13:54
It's like being in charge
of sanitation at a Haitian jail.
:13:57
I'm just frightened.
:13:59
Frank, let's make tonight
something special.