:18:00
So this is the sewer
where you persons breed
your anti-community crimes.
:18:05
Hello, Mrs. Garc...
:18:07
President
Garcia-Thompson.
:18:09
Hey, monkeys,
how about a little respect?
:18:11
The presiding person of the university
just walked in.
:18:14
** ["Hail To The Chief"]
:18:24
Stop that.
Turn that noise pollution down.
:18:27
- ** [Stops]
- [Laughing, Chattering]
:18:29
Please put out
that cigarette right now.
:18:31
Oh. All right.
:18:33
Do I need to remind you
that this house already
has enough complaints...
:18:36
to qualify for
a sensitivity awareness weekend?
:18:38
You passed out cigarettes for
a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day...
:18:42
you installed speed bumps
on the handicapped ramps...
:18:46
and most recently you dumped
a hundred pounds of...
:18:48
meat on a peaceful
vegan protest.
:18:51
That was way more
than a hundred pounds.
:18:53
- Very amusing, Mr. Andrews.
- Thanks.
:18:57
- [Laughing]
- Here's something you won't
find quite so funny.
:19:02
This, offenders,
is your damage bill for the semester.
:19:05
The total comes to
$7,568.
:19:10
Housing forms for next year
are due Monday...
:19:12
and if that bill isn't paid,
this house will be repossessed.
:19:15
- What?
- You can't be serious, right?
:19:18
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a bicentennial to plan.
:19:23
- [Mullaney] She's serious?
- [Cecilia] This sucks.
:19:26
- [Gut] Ma'am, can... Ma'am, hello?
- [Kissing Sounds]
:19:29
- Seven thou?
- We're in deep shit, huh?
:19:32
- Where are we gonna live?
- It's, like, three weeks
before school ends.
:19:36
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time
to revive an ancient tradition...
:19:39
we seem to have
long forgotten.
:19:41
They confiscated
the altar, Droz.
:19:43
No, I'm not talking
about human sacrifice, Ceel.
:19:45
I'm talking about something we
used to do every Saturday night
as a matter of principle.
:19:54
Here's a hint.
:19:56
Legions of
hand-stamped meatheads...
:19:58
and coed naked
lacrosse T-shirts...