:19:02
This, offenders,
is your damage bill for the semester.
:19:05
The total comes to
$7,568.
:19:10
Housing forms for next year
are due Monday...
:19:12
and if that bill isn't paid,
this house will be repossessed.
:19:15
- What?
- You can't be serious, right?
:19:18
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a bicentennial to plan.
:19:23
- [Mullaney] She's serious?
- [Cecilia] This sucks.
:19:26
- [Gut] Ma'am, can... Ma'am, hello?
- [Kissing Sounds]
:19:29
- Seven thou?
- We're in deep shit, huh?
:19:32
- Where are we gonna live?
- It's, like, three weeks
before school ends.
:19:36
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time
to revive an ancient tradition...
:19:39
we seem to have
long forgotten.
:19:41
They confiscated
the altar, Droz.
:19:43
No, I'm not talking
about human sacrifice, Ceel.
:19:45
I'm talking about something we
used to do every Saturday night
as a matter of principle.
:19:54
Here's a hint.
:19:56
Legions of
hand-stamped meatheads...
:19:58
and coed naked
lacrosse T-shirts...
:20:00
power-chugging
watered-down Meisterchau...
:20:02
regurgitating
on the glue- matted floors.
:20:04
Kiln-like temperatures,
fights with townies...
:20:06
lines of drunken people
waiting for the bathroom.
:20:09
Wait a second. You guys
are talking about a party.
:20:13
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Gutter, tell her what's she's won.
:20:16
We get some beer,
we have a band...
:20:18
and we overcharge
at the door.
:20:20
Droz, there's no way.
We'd need an all-campus party
to raise enough money.
:20:23
No one's been able
to pull that off in years.
:20:26
- You know what happens.
Half the school protests.
- The other half boycotts.
:20:29
Yeah, and even if
we could get them all here,
it'd be a total P.C. war zone.
:20:33
Well, there is one other option.
We get jobs.
:20:37
- I vote party.
- I can't handle a job, man.
:20:40
Sounds good.
What do you want us to do?
:20:43
So, uh,
who's on beer?
:20:44
Uh, well, that would
roughly be you, Gut.
:20:46
I suggest kegs...
multiple, cold and domestic.
:20:49
I have to meet Mersh in Jerrytown
for my ride to the show.
:20:52
Okay, well, you call those useless
Frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys...
:20:55
and tell 'em you're
gonna be an hour late.
:20:57
Ceel, Katy, Raj and Deege,
your band will play.