:13:02
Great, huh, big guy ?
:13:04
- [ Woman ] Hey, the
audience really loves you !
- Herbie, you remember me when !
:13:08
Herbie !
l remember you when !
:13:10
- Hi, Ellen.
- Hey, Herbie, what color was she ?
:13:13
You looked so good
on TV tonight, Herbie !
:13:16
- You should have gone for 11
on the movies, Herbie.
- You should win $100,000.
:13:20
Hey, you were really
cookin' tonight, Stempel.
:13:22
- Of course l watched it.
- You didn't go to the show ?
:13:24
The genius is home.
The rich genius is home.
:13:27
- l watched it on television
like everybody else.
- Would you tell him that--
:13:31
You were great tonight, Herb.
:13:32
Come on. l wanna dance.
Dance with me.
:13:35
- Looking for the light
- Would you ask him for me,
please, right now ?
:13:38
- Of a new love
- Mother wants to know why you
only went for 8 on the movies.
:13:42
Because my real expertise is
pain-in-the-ass in-laws. Now
would you get off the phone ?
:13:45
- l'm not gonna start with this.
- Tell him that everybody
is watching that show.
:13:48
Steve Allen is gettin' a busy signal
because my mother-in-law won't shut up.
:13:51
- Look, Ma, l got-- l gotta go.
- You're upset, and l don't
want to have to deal with it.
:13:55
- All right. Good-bye.
- Call me before you go to bed.
That's all l'm sayin'.
:13:57
What are you doin' ? My father
paid good money for this suit.
:14:01
- He wore it to his own funeral.
- You make it sound like
it was the suit that killed him.
:14:04
You wanna know why Enright makes
me wear that suit ? Because
it makes me look like a schmuck.
:14:08
Yeah, well, stop actin'
like a schmuck then.
:14:10
You don't get it, do you ? l go out
on the street, and everybody knows me.
:14:13
Me. Herb Stempel. And they love me for
the same reason they used to hate me.
:14:18
Because l'm the guy
who knows everything.
:14:20
You should worship the ground l walk on,
what my family's done for you.
:14:23
You wanna be worshipped ?
Go to lndia and moo.
:14:26
Without my family, you'd be
on that show in your underwear.
:14:29
Things are gonna change
around here, boy.
:14:32
What does that mean,
everything's gonna change ?
:14:34
You think l should
get my teeth capped ?
:14:39
What's gonna change, Herbert ?
:14:41
Everything's gonna change.
:14:44
For us.
:14:48
Hey, what the hell
were you thinking ?
:14:50
Toby, that box
is the biggest thing...
:14:53
since Gutenberg
invented the printing press,
:14:56
and l'm the biggest thing on it.
:14:59
We don't need your mother
and her money anymore.