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- He wore it to his own funeral.
- You make it sound like
it was the suit that killed him.

You wanna know why Enright makes
me wear that suit ? Because
it makes me look like a schmuck.

Yeah, well, stop actin'
like a schmuck then.

You don't get it, do you ? l go out
on the street, and everybody knows me.

Me. Herb Stempel. And they love me for
the same reason they used to hate me.

Because l'm the guy
who knows everything.

You should worship the ground l walk on,
what my family's done for you.

You wanna be worshipped ?
Go to lndia and moo.

Without my family, you'd be
on that show in your underwear.

Things are gonna change
around here, boy.

What does that mean,
everything's gonna change ?

You think l should
get my teeth capped ?

What's gonna change, Herbert ?
Everything's gonna change.
For us.
Hey, what the hell
were you thinking ?

Toby, that box
is the biggest thing...

since Gutenberg
invented the printing press,

and l'm the biggest thing on it.
We don't need your mother
and her money anymore.

Don't you wanna tell her where
to get off after 28 years ?

Now would you please...
dance with me ?
Dancing in the dark
Until the tune ends
We're dancing in the dark
And it soon ends
We're waltzing
ln the wonder
of why we're here--

Because of a disagreement
with his commanding general,

Ulysses S. Grant was virtually
placed under arrest for
a brief time early in 1862.

Who was the commanding general
of the Union army at that time ?

Oh, l know that. Uh, Halleck.
General H.W. Halleck.

That's correct.
Who was Sebastian Cabot...

- and what country was he
in the service of ?
- Hey, Terry.

- [ Van Doren ] He was,
uh, an explorer from Spain.
- That's correct.

- Who founded the former hub
of the Byzantine Empire,
- Who's that guy in the corner ?

- Constantinople ?
- Constantine the First.