:27:04
The tribes of
the lroquois League: Mohawks,
:27:07
- Cayugas, Oneidas--
- Twenty-four bucks for Manhattan.
First the lndians, then us.
:27:10
- What's eatin' you ?
- You know why they call them lndians ?
:27:13
- Because Columbus thought
he was in lndia.
- Mohawks, Cayugas--
:27:15
They're lndians because
some white guy got lost.
:27:17
You're gonna give him your ulcer.
Let him grow up with his own ulcer.
:27:20
- He wouldn't let me practice my drums.
- Who won Best Picture for 1955 ?
:27:23
- Marty.
- Marty.
- Thank you.
:27:25
- Well, what's the problem ?
- Lester, do me a favor.
:27:28
Go in your bedroom, do your
homework, all right ? Hey, hey !
:27:31
With your books.
:27:34
Homework with your books.
:27:36
[ TV Announcer Shouting Excitedly ]
:27:40
- They want me to take a dive.
- What ?
:27:44
They're going to ask me
what won the Best Picture for 1955,
:27:48
and l have to answer
On The Waterfront.
:27:51
They have to utz me
with a question any child knows.
:27:57
H-How can they do that ? l thought
the questions were in a bank vault.
:28:00
They just put me in an isolation
booth and pump cyanide into it.
:28:03
Herbie, they
can't do that.
:28:05
- How can they do that ?
- Well, obviously, Toby,
:28:07
this particular question
isn't in the bank vault.
:28:10
- Why ?
- How the hell do l know why ?
:28:15
Well, then the hell with them.
Just answer Marty then.
:28:18
- l already agreed.
- Well, screw them.
:28:22
Let them ask you a question you really
don't know. Ha. Good luck.
:28:28
You're Herbert Stempel. What are they
gonna do to you ? Huh ?
:28:33
[ TV Announcer ] Judo chop into the
throat. Once again, it's a judo chop.
:28:38
- You're right.
What could they do to me ?
- Yeah.
:28:41
- Screw 'em.
- Yeah.
:28:44
Remember, call him ''Jack''
as often as possible.
:28:49
Jack.
:28:51
Fifteen seconds.
:28:53
[ Low Voice ] Good evening.
l'm Jack Barry.
:28:55
[ Brightly ] Good evening.
l'm Jack Barry.
:28:57
- [ Stage Manager ] Five.
- Good evening. l'm Jack... Barry.