:28:00
They just put me in an isolation
booth and pump cyanide into it.
:28:03
Herbie, they
can't do that.
:28:05
- How can they do that ?
- Well, obviously, Toby,
:28:07
this particular question
isn't in the bank vault.
:28:10
- Why ?
- How the hell do l know why ?
:28:15
Well, then the hell with them.
Just answer Marty then.
:28:18
- l already agreed.
- Well, screw them.
:28:22
Let them ask you a question you really
don't know. Ha. Good luck.
:28:28
You're Herbert Stempel. What are they
gonna do to you ? Huh ?
:28:33
[ TV Announcer ] Judo chop into the
throat. Once again, it's a judo chop.
:28:38
- You're right.
What could they do to me ?
- Yeah.
:28:41
- Screw 'em.
- Yeah.
:28:44
Remember, call him ''Jack''
as often as possible.
:28:49
Jack.
:28:51
Fifteen seconds.
:28:53
[ Low Voice ] Good evening.
l'm Jack Barry.
:28:55
[ Brightly ] Good evening.
l'm Jack Barry.
:28:57
- [ Stage Manager ] Five.
- Good evening. l'm Jack... Barry.
:29:00
- Watch your headroom.
- Coming to air in ten, nine,
:29:03
- l'm Jack Barry.
- eight, seven,
:29:05
- six, five,
- Steady, one.
:29:07
- four, three--
- Good evening. l'm Jack Barry.
:29:09
- Two, one.
- Fade up. Cue up.
:29:12
Good evening.
l'm Jack Barry.
:29:14
So let's meet our
first two players as Geritol,
:29:17
America's #1 tonic,
presents: Twenty-One.
:29:20
From New York City,
Mr. Charles Van Doren.
:29:22
- And returning with $69,500,
from Queens, New York,
- Van Doren ?
:29:26
Mr. Herbert Stempel.
:29:28
- Think that's his son ?
- [ Barry ] Are you related
in any way...
:29:31
- to Mark Van Doren
of Columbia University,
- l don't know. l guess so.
:29:33
- the famous poet and author ?
- Yes, he's my father.
:29:35
- He is your father.
- Yes, both he and my uncle Carl
have won the Pulitzer Prize,
:29:39
and Dorothy Van Doren, the author of the
recent The Country Wife, is my mother.
:29:43
- [ Barry ] Okay, Herb, you know
something about Mr. Van Doren.
- Joey, punch the audio a little.
:29:46
You have $69,500. Do you want to take
it and quit while you're ahead...
:29:50
or risk it by
playing against him ?
:29:58
lt's a tough decision,
l know.