:02:05
Well, I know
this sounds cornball...
:02:07
but I'd like to somehow make
a difference in people's lives.
:02:14
And I... I would like
to buy them all a Coke.
:02:19
And you wonder
why we never got involved.
:02:22
Three words... November sixteenth
nineteen-ninety...
:02:24
Oh, totally drunk
and out of my mind!
:02:26
It would have been
a poetic experience...
:02:28
if I weren't such a gentleman,
which I am.
:02:30
Just let it go, Dyer.
Surrender the fantasy.
:02:34
Hey, Sammy,
what's your goal?
:02:36
My goal is to...
:02:39
Like a career or something.
:02:48
Lainie, I think the moment
has been appropriately captured.
:02:51
Would you please take your face
out of the camera?
:02:54
Come on.
It's for my documentary.
:02:57
Her...
:03:00
Documentary.
:03:04
Think fast.
:03:11
Here's the deal.
:03:13
I'm going to take Sam
against his will...
:03:15
and straighten him out
because I truly believe...
:03:17
that if we can get two women
on the Supreme Court...
:03:20
we can get at least one
on you, Sam.
:03:24
I'm Superman.
:03:27
-I can fly.
-She's toast.
:03:29
Aah!
:03:30
Quick, Vickie.
What's your social security?
:03:32
Uh... 851-25-9357.
:03:36
Very impressive.
:03:38
It's the only thing
I really learned in college.
:03:44
Sometimes I get that
"not so fresh" feeling.
:03:48
Conjunction junction,
what's your function?
:03:51
Hooking up words
and phrases and clauses
:03:55
Conjunction junction,
how's that function?