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the author of this book...
"Mommy, Why Do I Hate Myself?

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"Self-Esteem
for Parent and Child. "

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-Good morning, Libby.
-Good morning, Grant.

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Good morning! Now, Libby...
I'm concerned with self-esteem.

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Personally, I've always had
an odd preference...

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for very, very young girls.
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I...
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Being a total prick...
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...Iy pear, I...
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Why don't we welcome
this audience again, huh?

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Good morning!
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I make more of a mess
than Ruby does.

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Hi. You guys, we have to have
a family meeting.

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Something's happened.
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Oh, no! They've discovered
Nutrasweet causes you...

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to grow a third eye.
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Let me just say that
everything's gonna be fine.

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Yeah,
it's not a big deal.

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She'll just wear
a patch over it.

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I'm working out a plan.
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Yeah, there's
a surgeon in Paris.

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He'll just remove it
for free.

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-Just don't panic.
-It's not contagious.

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Would you shut up?
I just got fired.

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Yeah.
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Oh, my god.
What happened?

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You got fired?
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I mean, that just screws up
my whole idea of good and evil.

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It's not like I had
a hysterectomy or anything.

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I just... I got fired. I'll find
something else, you know.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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You're hired.
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I need a part-timer.
You need a job.

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That would be so cool.
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It's only, like, five dollars
an hour. No big deal.

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But it's a pretty good
opportunity.

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Yeah,
it's a dream come true.

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It is.
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You know, Vick,
I said I'm working out a plan.

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Yeah.
So, what's the plan?

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I'm not gonna work
at the Gap, for Christ's sake.

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OK?
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-No. I mean...
-Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

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Oh, how stupid of me to try
to drag you down to my level.

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-Vickie, you don't do this, OK?
-Shut up.

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Come on.
This is just...

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You know I didn't mean it.
Vickie.


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