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:35:00
He'll just remove it
for free.

:35:01
-Just don't panic.
-It's not contagious.

:35:04
Would you shut up?
I just got fired.

:35:07
Yeah.
:35:08
Oh, my god.
What happened?

:35:10
You got fired?
:35:12
I mean, that just screws up
my whole idea of good and evil.

:35:15
It's not like I had
a hysterectomy or anything.

:35:18
I just... I got fired. I'll find
something else, you know.

:35:21
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
:35:23
You're hired.
:35:25
I need a part-timer.
You need a job.

:35:27
That would be so cool.
:35:28
It's only, like, five dollars
an hour. No big deal.

:35:30
But it's a pretty good
opportunity.

:35:31
Yeah,
it's a dream come true.

:35:33
It is.
:35:34
You know, Vick,
I said I'm working out a plan.

:35:37
Yeah.
So, what's the plan?

:35:38
I'm not gonna work
at the Gap, for Christ's sake.

:35:41
OK?
:35:43
-No. I mean...
-Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

:35:47
Oh, how stupid of me to try
to drag you down to my level.

:35:51
-Vickie, you don't do this, OK?
-Shut up.

:35:54
Come on.
This is just...

:35:57
You know I didn't mean it.
Vickie.

:36:21
You see, this is
where Troy was fired...

:36:23
from his eleventh job.
:36:25
He was an illustrious
office cleaner.

:36:28
Now if you'll come
this way, please...

:36:29
we will continue our short
but happy walking tour...

:36:32
of the career
of Troy Dyer.

:36:34
And here we have
the newsstand...

:36:37
where Troy dared
to ask the question...

:36:40
Are employee snacks subsidized?
:36:43
The answer... tragically, no.
:36:45
In total, he has been fired...
:36:48
from... yes, count them...
twelve jobs.

:36:50
Twelve? Ouch.
:36:52
So you shouldn't feel so bad.
:36:54
One of these mornings, I'm going
to wake up before noon and...

:36:57
Ha ha. Yeah, right.
:36:59
And I'm gonna turn on the TV...

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