:12:01
	Listen, Chris,
I'm a little shorthanded today.
:12:03
	The good news is I can squeeze you in
first thing Friday morning.
:12:06
	- How's that sound?
- Hey, Ditch, if you're grounded,
maybe I could--
:12:09
	Hello, Tom. Bye, Tom.
Hey, guys, it's me, all right?
:12:13
	- Ditch?
- You don't want Tom.
:12:16
	- Why not?
- Because you want the best,
and you're already talkin' to him.
:12:19
	- How does Friday sound?
- Right. Um--
:12:23
	I don't know.
Maybe.
:12:27
	You see, it took me a while to work up
the nerve to just drive here,
:12:31
	and I think if I don't
do it today, right now,
:12:35
	I'm afraid I may
never come back.
:12:37
	Ever?
:12:42
	Um, no.
:12:45
	[ Muttering ]
Oh, boy.
:12:47
	- Okay.
- Y eah?
:12:49
	- Y eah.
- Oh, my God!
:12:51
	Now, first lesson,
I usually recommend a tandem jump.
:12:54
	- Which is?
- We go out of the plane together.
:12:56
	I hang onto you the entire way down.
It's a nice, safe, secure feeling.
:13:00
	Right.
Like that?
:13:06
	Unless you prefer
to be on top.
:13:08
	No. No.
:13:11
	Um, someone mentioned
a static line.
:13:13
	- C-Could we try that or--
- Yeah, it's an option.
:13:16
	- That's safe, right?
- Yeah.
:13:20
	- So we're on.
- This is good. I'm excited.
:13:22
	- Oh, God.
- I mean, I'm excited.
:13:24
	- Oh, really? Okay.
- Let's sign you up, all right?
:13:28
	- Break.
- You dip your right shoulder,
then move to the right.
:13:32
	Your other right.
There you go.
:13:34
	Dip your left shoulder
and move to the left. Feel that?
:13:38
	Stay in the middle,
you're flyin' stable. How's that feel?
:13:41
	[ Laughing ]
I don't know. I'm not very athletic.
:13:46
	It's not too late
to switch to tandem.
:13:48
	Oh, we'll stick with this,
as long as it's safe, I mean.
:13:52
	Very safe. Let's get you out of
the harness and go find you a jumpsuit.