:13:00
Right.
Like that?
:13:06
Unless you prefer
to be on top.
:13:08
No. No.
:13:11
Um, someone mentioned
a static line.
:13:13
- C-Could we try that or--
- Yeah, it's an option.
:13:16
- That's safe, right?
- Yeah.
:13:20
- So we're on.
- This is good. I'm excited.
:13:22
- Oh, God.
- I mean, I'm excited.
:13:24
- Oh, really? Okay.
- Let's sign you up, all right?
:13:28
- Break.
- You dip your right shoulder,
then move to the right.
:13:32
Your other right.
There you go.
:13:34
Dip your left shoulder
and move to the left. Feel that?
:13:38
Stay in the middle,
you're flyin' stable. How's that feel?
:13:41
[ Laughing ]
I don't know. I'm not very athletic.
:13:46
It's not too late
to switch to tandem.
:13:48
Oh, we'll stick with this,
as long as it's safe, I mean.
:13:52
Very safe. Let's get you out of
the harness and go find you a jumpsuit.
:14:01
How about this?
:14:03
It's cute, but it's a little baggy,
don't you think?
:14:05
- How about this gray one? It's smaller.
- I think the orange works.
:14:09
- Cool.
- Do I have time to make a call?
:14:11
I promised my roommate one last chance
to talk me out of this.
:14:14
- Sure. Phone's over there.
- Great. Thanks. What about this?
:14:17
- I'll take that into
the locker room for you.
- You sure?
:14:20
- Yeah.
- She's gorgeous but cheap.
:14:23
- What's that?
- Your new student. She's stingy.
:14:26
I offered to tape her jump,
special introductory price: $59.95.
:14:31
She played me like a video game.
Maybe you could talk her into it.
:14:34
I got something else in mind.
:14:37
- It's 12:30 now.
- Uh-huh?
:14:39
We do the jump,
grab a Coke afterwards,
:14:41
talk about our bonding experience
on the way down.
:14:44
Leave her a message
around 5:00, 5:30--
:14:46
- "Hey, what's up? It's me, Ditch."
- Right. Dinner.
:14:48
- Yady-yady-yada.
- Yady-yady-yada.
:14:50
Her place. Kick the stuffed animals
off the bed by 9:45.
:14:53
- I'm home by 11:30.
- In time to watch Leno.
:14:56
- Yep. What do you think?
- I say go for it.
:14:58
I'm all over it.