:19:01
I know you will, Fred.
:19:03
- Call me fatso.
- Let's get some sleep.
:19:28
Hey, what's the special?
:19:40
This job sucks.
:19:46
- What you got today?
- Lizard and onions. Want half?
:19:48
Sure.
:19:54
I hear that eatin'
too much red meat is bad for you.
:19:57
What a load of bunk.
:19:59
My father ate it every day of his life;
he lived to the ripe old age of 38.
:20:04
May I have
your attention!
:20:06
I have a very important
announcement to make.
:20:08
- You found out why the guys
in pit 6 are losing their hair?
- Yes!
:20:12
And we are currently
in the process of refuting
the results of that investigation.
:20:17
But today I am here...
:20:19
to formally announce
the creation...
:20:21
of Slate and Company's
executive placement program.
:20:24
Hold your questions, please.
:20:27
That's right; this Saturday
an aptitude test will be given,
:20:30
granting one of you
the opportunity...
:20:33
to crawl out
of the primordial ooze...
:20:35
and be somebody..
:20:38
A vice president
at Slate and Company,
:20:40
with an obscene salary
and a shiny nameplate.
:20:45
Ooh.
:20:47
Good luck,
and may the best biped win.
:20:52
An executive?
This is my chance to be somebody.
:20:56
Be somebody.
:20:59
Whee!