:20:04
May I have
your attention!
:20:06
I have a very important
announcement to make.
:20:08
- You found out why the guys
in pit 6 are losing their hair?
- Yes!
:20:12
And we are currently
in the process of refuting
the results of that investigation.
:20:17
But today I am here...
:20:19
to formally announce
the creation...
:20:21
of Slate and Company's
executive placement program.
:20:24
Hold your questions, please.
:20:27
That's right; this Saturday
an aptitude test will be given,
:20:30
granting one of you
the opportunity...
:20:33
to crawl out
of the primordial ooze...
:20:35
and be somebody..
:20:38
A vice president
at Slate and Company,
:20:40
with an obscene salary
and a shiny nameplate.
:20:45
Ooh.
:20:47
Good luck,
and may the best biped win.
:20:52
An executive?
This is my chance to be somebody.
:20:56
Be somebody.
:20:59
Whee!
:21:03
Higher, Bamm-Bamm,
higher!
:21:06
Higher! Higher!
:21:09
Whee!
:21:11
- Wilma.
- Hmm?
:21:13
- How did you get rid of
the ring around the collar?
- By washing Fred's neck.
:21:17
Hmm. You know, if Fred scores
the highest on that test,
:21:21
you'll be able to hire someone
to do your laundry for you.
:21:24
If Fred scores the highest on that test,
I'll have to hire someone to revive me.
:21:31
Oh, it's true;
Fred's no Albert Einstone.
:21:34
- But he may surprise you.
- Whee!
:21:36
Well, maybe.
:21:38
- He has been studying day and night.
- Whee!
:21:40
I know! I've never seen him
so excited about something you
couldn't spread mayonnaise on.
:21:51
Barn, I've been thinking
about this executive job.
:21:54
It's not me.
:21:56
Cooped up inside
some swank office all day,
:21:59
kissing the big shot's feet.