:34:02
Ran off years ago.
Figured him for dead.
:34:05
So this lawyer fellow says to me:
:34:07
"He died a rich man." Oil wells
and shit. Close to a million bucks.
:34:12
A million bucks?
:34:14
- Incredible how lucky some assholes get.
- You going to see any of that?
:34:19
Thirty-five thousand.
That's what he left me.
:34:22
Dollars?
:34:24
That's great! That's like
winning the sweepstakes.
:34:27
Isn't it?
:34:29
Dumb shit, what do you think
the government will do to me?
:34:32
Take a big wet bite
out of my ass is what.
:34:35
Poor Byron.
:34:37
Terrible fucking luck, huh?
Crying shame.
:34:41
Some people really got it awful.
:34:43
Andy, are you nuts?
:34:45
Keep your eyes on your mop, man!
:34:47
You'll pay some tax,
but you'll still end up--
:34:50
Yeah, maybe enough to buy
a new car, and then what?
:34:53
I got to pay tax on the car. Repair...
:34:55
...maintenance, kids pestering you
to take them for a ride all the time.
:34:59
Then if you figure your tax wrong,
you pay out of your own pocket.
:35:03
I tell you! Uncle Sam!
:35:06
He puts his hand in your shirt
and squeezes your tit till it's purple.
:35:12
- Getting himself killed.
- Keep tarring.
:35:15
Some brother.
Shit!
:35:22
Mr.Hadley...
:35:24
...do you trust your wife?
:35:27
Oh, that's funny.
:35:29
You'll look funnier
sucking my dick with no teeth.
:35:32
What I mean is, do you think
she'd go behind your back?
:35:37
Step aside, Mert. This fucker's
having himself an accident.
:35:40
He'll push him off!
:35:42
If you trust her, you can keep...
:35:44
...that 35,000.
:35:46
- What did you say?
- Thirty-five thousand.
:35:49
All of it.
:35:50
- Every penny.
- You better start making sense.
:35:54
If you want to keep it,
give it to your wife.
:35:56
The IRS allows a one-time-only gift
to your spouse for up to $ 60,000.