:02:33
Don't do it!
It's a trap! Run away!
:02:43
It's been said that anyone
who wants to live in a dormitory...
:02:46
must either be a mental defective
or a freshman.
:02:49
I was neither.
I was a junior transfer student...
:02:51
and I thought living in a dorm
couldn't be that bad.
:02:55
I've never been quite that wrong
before or since.
:02:57
- Hi.
- Hi. Eddy Howe.
:03:00
I think I'm supposed
to sign something.
:03:03
Yeah, here you go.
:03:06
- Here.
- Thank you.
:03:10
- Here's your key, and there you go.
- Where do I go?
:03:14
- Upstairs.
- Thank you.
:03:15
You're welcome.
:03:19
- Fresh meat.
- I saw him first.
:03:43
Who are you?
:03:46
I guess I'm your new roommate Eddy.
:03:50
I thought they were gonna let me
keep the twin as a single.
:03:53
Fuck!
:03:58
It's nice to meet you too.