:03:00
	I think I'm supposed
to sign something.
:03:03
	Yeah, here you go.
:03:06
	- Here.
- Thank you.
:03:10
	- Here's your key, and there you go.
- Where do I go?
:03:14
	- Upstairs.
- Thank you.
:03:15
	You're welcome.
:03:19
	- Fresh meat.
- I saw him first.
:03:43
	Who are you?
:03:46
	I guess I'm your new roommate Eddy.
:03:50
	I thought they were gonna let me
keep the twin as a single.
:03:53
	Fuck!
:03:58
	It's nice to meet you too.
:04:07
	What I quickly realized
about Stuart...
:04:10
	was that he lacked that part
of the brain which would stop him...
:04:12
	from saying things that might be
offensive to other people.
:04:20
	I also realized that we couldn't
have been less suited as roommates.
:04:28
	- Fore!
- But we managed to get along.
:04:33
	In fact, there developed a bizarre
equanimity in the relationship.
:04:36
	A balance.
:04:38
	I showed Stuart how to make his bed
with hospital corners...
:04:41
	Lick the salt, drink the drink,
suck the lime. One, two, three.
:04:43
	and in return
Stuart taught me how to drink.
:04:52
	I wrote Stuart's
English papers for him...
:04:58
	and he bought me dinner.