:04:07
What I quickly realized
about Stuart...
:04:10
was that he lacked that part
of the brain which would stop him...
:04:12
from saying things that might be
offensive to other people.
:04:20
I also realized that we couldn't
have been less suited as roommates.
:04:28
- Fore!
- But we managed to get along.
:04:33
In fact, there developed a bizarre
equanimity in the relationship.
:04:36
A balance.
:04:38
I showed Stuart how to make his bed
with hospital corners...
:04:41
Lick the salt, drink the drink,
suck the lime. One, two, three.
:04:43
and in return
Stuart taught me how to drink.
:04:52
I wrote Stuart's
English papers for him...
:04:58
and he bought me dinner.
:05:00
I cleaned the bathroom...
:05:03
and he took care of the laundry.
:05:06
Sometimes he borrowed
things of mine...
:05:10
and sometimes I borrowed
things back.
:05:12
You think it's real funny, don't you?
How's this? Ready?
:05:16
Stuart would be quiet
so that I could study...
:05:24
and I gave him time alone
to socialize with friends.
:05:32
This delicate equilibrium
in the relationship...
:05:34
was soon upset by an arrival.
:05:37
The other room in the suite,
a single, had remained empty...
:05:40
until one day.
:05:43
Whoever he is,
he isn't very friendly.
:05:46
But we soon met.
:05:48
Stuart, did you go to class or just
stay in bed and masturbate all day?
:05:55
You know, I've been...