:06:03
Would you please get outta here?
:06:17
It's a coed dorm.
What's the problem?
:06:19
It's coed within the building.
It's not within the rooms.
:06:24
So?
:06:26
So the polite thing for you to do
is go down to the housing office...
:06:28
tell them there's been a mistake, and
they need to get you boys new rooms.
:06:32
No, we were here first.
Besides, it's your fault.
:06:34
Why didn't you use Alexandria
or whatever your full name is?
:06:37
Alex is my full name.
:06:39
- It sounds like a man's name to me.
- I think it's lovely.
:06:47
Wow, she's amazing.
:06:50
Truly amazing.
:06:52
Amazing grace
:06:57
It's not Grace. It's Alex.
:07:00
Amazing Alex
:07:05
Hendrickson, Alex. Male.
:07:08
I'm a female. Trust me.
:07:10
According to our files,
you're male.
:07:16
Okay...
:07:19
let's just suppose for a second...
:07:22
that I'm a female.
:07:24
What would happen then?
:07:26
I'd have to put you
on the transfer waiting list...
:07:28
and your name would probably
come up in eight to twelve weeks.
:07:32
There's a severe housing shortage
in the area.
:07:34
- Would you consider living off-campus?
- I can't afford it.
:07:37
I can put you on the transfer
waiting list...
:07:40
but I'll need official verification
that you are indeed a female.
:07:45
Next.
:07:47
It's only temporary.
I mean, till I can find something.
:07:51
I just... I'm not asking anyone
to do anything silly...
:07:54
like put down the toilet seat.
:07:56
I'm just asking that when you're done
voiding your bowels, you flush.