:07:00
Amazing Alex
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Hendrickson, Alex. Male.
:07:08
I'm a female. Trust me.
:07:10
According to our files,
you're male.
:07:16
Okay...
:07:19
let's just suppose for a second...
:07:22
that I'm a female.
:07:24
What would happen then?
:07:26
I'd have to put you
on the transfer waiting list...
:07:28
and your name would probably
come up in eight to twelve weeks.
:07:32
There's a severe housing shortage
in the area.
:07:34
- Would you consider living off-campus?
- I can't afford it.
:07:37
I can put you on the transfer
waiting list...
:07:40
but I'll need official verification
that you are indeed a female.
:07:45
Next.
:07:47
It's only temporary.
I mean, till I can find something.
:07:51
I just... I'm not asking anyone
to do anything silly...
:07:54
like put down the toilet seat.
:07:56
I'm just asking that when you're done
voiding your bowels, you flush.
:08:01
After we're done
"whating" our "what"?
:08:03
She means flush after you take
one of those big dumps, moron.
:08:06
Is that what you mean?
:08:08
That's a shame.
I'm so proud of those.
:08:10
You know, in some countries,
the size of a man's crap...
:08:14
is a sign of his masculinity.
:08:21
She avoided us.
:08:23
What was it
that kept her away?
:08:49
I just love the smell
of her dirty panties.