:27:07
Eddy, I've been thinking
about something.
:27:09
That's good.
:27:11
I think you were checking out
my butt the other day.
:27:15
I was not.
:27:16
I think you were.
:27:20
I don't care what you think.
:27:23
Are you a homo?
:27:25
Fuck off.
:27:28
It's okay if you are.
Doesn't bother me.
:27:30
I'm secure enough in my own sexuality
to not feel threatened by it.
:27:35
I have a very hip attitude
about this sort of thing.
:27:37
My mom had a lot of gay friends.
:27:40
You know, it's not a good time to be
a sexually promiscuous homo.
:27:47
You ever butt-fucked anybody?
:27:48
Jesus!
:27:50
No? You ever been butt-fucked?
:27:52
Please, Stuart. Please shut up.
All right?
:27:54
I'm not gonna finish writing
this paper for you unless you shut up.
:27:59
Look, I don't have anything
against homos.
:28:02
I mean, you are what you are, right?
:28:05
And it's okay
if you look at my butt.
:28:08
It's a nice butt.
I know that.
:28:10
Will you stop saying
the word "butt"?
:28:12
- But...
- That's it.
:28:17
Hey, Eddy, this paper's due tomorrow.
What am I gonna do?
:28:31
Guess what?
:28:34
What?
:28:35
- Eddy is a proud home owner.
- A what?
:28:40
A homeboy.
Homo erectus.
:28:44
- A fag.
- I didn't say that.
:28:46
You didn't deny it.
:28:48
I don't believe it.
:28:50
You can't say "fag.
:28:52
It's like when one black guy
calls another "nigger.
:28:54
You can't say it
unless you are one.
:28:56
You just said "nigger,
and you're not a black guy.
:28:58
It's okay, though,
'cause I'm a fag.