:28:02
I mean, you are what you are, right?
:28:05
And it's okay
if you look at my butt.
:28:08
It's a nice butt.
I know that.
:28:10
Will you stop saying
the word "butt"?
:28:12
- But...
- That's it.
:28:17
Hey, Eddy, this paper's due tomorrow.
What am I gonna do?
:28:31
Guess what?
:28:34
What?
:28:35
- Eddy is a proud home owner.
- A what?
:28:40
A homeboy.
Homo erectus.
:28:44
- A fag.
- I didn't say that.
:28:46
You didn't deny it.
:28:48
I don't believe it.
:28:50
You can't say "fag.
:28:52
It's like when one black guy
calls another "nigger.
:28:54
You can't say it
unless you are one.
:28:56
You just said "nigger,
and you're not a black guy.
:28:58
It's okay, though,
'cause I'm a fag.
:29:00
You see?
What'd I tell you?
:29:02
- Stop saying that word.
- He is what he is.
:29:05
He doesn't know what he is.
He's confused.
:29:08
He's not confused about my butt.
:29:15
Do you like boys or girls?
:29:18
The truth is,
sometimes both are attractive.
:29:20
- Of course they are.
- But if you think it through...
:29:22
gay sex, by definition,
is better than straight sex.
:29:25
Get the fuck outta here.
:29:27
- No, I have a theory.
- I would love to hear this.
:29:30
Well, as I see it,
it all has to do with equipment...
:29:33
and the correct use
of that equipment.
:29:36
Now, if you have male genitalia,
as I do...
:29:38
and you're sleeping with someone
who also has male genitalia...
:29:41
then you have firsthand knowledge
of how their equipment works.
:29:43
You know where
the pressure-sensitive points are.
:29:45
You know what buttons to push.
:29:47
On the other hand, if you're a man
having sex with a woman or vice versa...
:29:50
then you really never know
how they feel.
:29:52
You don't know if they really feel great
or if they're just faking it.
:29:57
Wow.