:29:00
You see?
What'd I tell you?
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- Stop saying that word.
- He is what he is.
:29:05
He doesn't know what he is.
He's confused.
:29:08
He's not confused about my butt.
:29:15
Do you like boys or girls?
:29:18
The truth is,
sometimes both are attractive.
:29:20
- Of course they are.
- But if you think it through...
:29:22
gay sex, by definition,
is better than straight sex.
:29:25
Get the fuck outta here.
:29:27
- No, I have a theory.
- I would love to hear this.
:29:30
Well, as I see it,
it all has to do with equipment...
:29:33
and the correct use
of that equipment.
:29:36
Now, if you have male genitalia,
as I do...
:29:38
and you're sleeping with someone
who also has male genitalia...
:29:41
then you have firsthand knowledge
of how their equipment works.
:29:43
You know where
the pressure-sensitive points are.
:29:45
You know what buttons to push.
:29:47
On the other hand, if you're a man
having sex with a woman or vice versa...
:29:50
then you really never know
how they feel.
:29:52
You don't know if they really feel great
or if they're just faking it.
:29:57
Wow.
:30:00
No. No.
:30:02
Straight sex is better than gay sex.
It's written in the Bible.
:30:05
Is that in the King James
or the New World edition?
:30:08
Look, I just know. Okay?
:30:10
How do you know, Stuart?
I mean, have you compared the two?
:30:12
Have you?
:30:14
Surely you admit
that lesbian sex...
:30:16
is more satisfying to women
than hetero sex, right?
:30:18
I mean, that's an established fact.
:30:19
Everybody knows that.
:30:22
I've grown tired.
:30:25
Look, no matter what happens,
somebody's gonna get screwed.
:30:30
Who's gonna get screwed?
:30:32
I think you guys know
what I'm talking about.
:30:34
I think it's destructive
and dangerous.
:30:38
What is?
:30:40
Don't act stupid.
:30:42
He's not acting, Alex.
:30:44
Okay, look.
:30:46
You have the hots for me,
I have the hots for him...
:30:48
and sooner or later,
he's gonna have the hots for you.
:30:51
Sounds pretty hot to me.