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No. No.
:30:02
Straight sex is better than gay sex.
It's written in the Bible.
:30:05
Is that in the King James
or the New World edition?
:30:08
Look, I just know. Okay?
:30:10
How do you know, Stuart?
I mean, have you compared the two?
:30:12
Have you?
:30:14
Surely you admit
that lesbian sex...
:30:16
is more satisfying to women
than hetero sex, right?
:30:18
I mean, that's an established fact.
:30:19
Everybody knows that.
:30:22
I've grown tired.
:30:25
Look, no matter what happens,
somebody's gonna get screwed.
:30:30
Who's gonna get screwed?
:30:32
I think you guys know
what I'm talking about.
:30:34
I think it's destructive
and dangerous.
:30:38
What is?
:30:40
Don't act stupid.
:30:42
He's not acting, Alex.
:30:44
Okay, look.
:30:46
You have the hots for me,
I have the hots for him...
:30:48
and sooner or later,
he's gonna have the hots for you.
:30:51
Sounds pretty hot to me.
:31:06
Let's make a vow.
:31:08
Sacred vow.
:31:09
The three of us
are gonna be friends, and that's it.
:31:13
I mean, aren't you guys tired
of this whole sex thing?
:31:15
How can I be tired of this whole
sex thing if I haven't had any sex?
:31:20
Well, then, have sex with someone
outside our little circle.
:31:23
Sex with strangers.
That sounds wise.
:31:29
Forget about that.
:31:32
But as far as the three of us go,
let's just be friends.
:31:35
No sex.
:31:37
Yes, Stuart?
:31:39
Do blow jobs count as sex?
:31:41
I'm not gonna blow you, man,
and that's final.
:31:48
Come on!
:31:59
Okay?