:31:06
Let's make a vow.
:31:08
Sacred vow.
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The three of us
are gonna be friends, and that's it.
:31:13
I mean, aren't you guys tired
of this whole sex thing?
:31:15
How can I be tired of this whole
sex thing if I haven't had any sex?
:31:20
Well, then, have sex with someone
outside our little circle.
:31:23
Sex with strangers.
That sounds wise.
:31:29
Forget about that.
:31:32
But as far as the three of us go,
let's just be friends.
:31:35
No sex.
:31:37
Yes, Stuart?
:31:39
Do blow jobs count as sex?
:31:41
I'm not gonna blow you, man,
and that's final.
:31:48
Come on!
:31:59
Okay?
:32:03
Okay.
:32:06
Sacred vows are all
very well and good...
:32:09
but only moments later I felt Alex
eyeing my rear end on the way home.
:32:13
And as we said good night,
Stuart allowed his gaze to linger...
:32:16
on the gently sloping nape
of Alex's neck.
:32:20
And I stayed up
for reasons of my own.
:32:24
But the sacred vow was observed...
:32:26
at least on the surface...
and we became friends.
:32:29
Hey, Stuart!
:32:30
Watch out for the balloons!
:32:32
I'm gonna kill you!
:32:41
I'm sorry.
:32:43
Alex, I'm in here.
Can you please wait?
:32:45
How about, "Alex, you look so nice"?
:32:47
Stuart, let's go.
Get outta here!
:32:51
Get outta here.
:32:53
- Alex, come on. Get out.
- Don't fucking push me!
:32:55
I swear I'll hit you. I'm violent.
I'll hit you with it.
:32:58
It's not funny!