1:05:02
- So?
- So? So what?
1:05:06
So I had sex with a woman.
1:05:09
- What?
- But it wasn't very good, though.
1:05:13
- What woman did you have sex with?
- This girl in my French Cinema class.
1:05:17
Well, fuckin' a, bro!
1:05:19
Yeah, but I didn't
really enjoy it.
1:05:22
You have to change your whole outlook
on this subject matter.
1:05:25
For me, sex, it's like pizza. Even
if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
1:05:29
Okay, fine, whatever.
Just do me a favor. Don't tell Alex.
1:05:32
- Why?
- If she finds out I had sex...
1:05:34
albeit mediocre sex with someone
other than her, she'll get jealous.
1:05:37
Don't worry about that.
This is beautiful!
1:05:40
All you need is a couple more tries.
1:05:41
Before you know it,
you'll be rockin' and rollin'.
1:05:44
The first time you have sex, you're so
flipped out you're actually doing it...
1:05:47
you can't tell whether
you're enjoying it or not.
1:05:50
Come on, man!
God has given you a penis...
1:05:53
and that penis
is meant for fucking.
1:05:57
Ever hear the expression, "The little
head thinking for the big head?"
1:06:00
I live by that. Trust me.
It's a beautiful way to live.
1:06:03
Don't worry about practicing
with somebody alive. I'll get you...
1:06:06
"a blow me up, suck me off,
fuck me" doll.
1:06:08
It'll suck your dick.
1:06:10
You can fuck the shit out of it.
It'll be a beautiful thing.
1:06:12
As Stuart ranted and raved,
something very shocking occurred to me.
1:06:16
I'd always sensed something
strange about Stuart's behavior...
1:06:19
something that set him apart
from your average straight guy.
1:06:22
Could it be that what I'd been looking
for was right under my nose all along?
1:06:26
Could Stuart be a homo?
1:06:29
- Are you with me on this or what?
- Absolutely.
1:06:34
- I know something that you don't.
- What?
1:06:38
I'm not supposed to say...
1:06:41
but I think that Eddy
slept with a girl.
1:06:44
- Who?
- He won't say...
1:06:48
but I think it's some chick
from his French Cinema class.
1:06:52
That's nice.
1:06:53
- You want me to come scrub your back?
- Sure.