1:06:00
I live by that. Trust me.
It's a beautiful way to live.
1:06:03
Don't worry about practicing
with somebody alive. I'll get you...
1:06:06
"a blow me up, suck me off,
fuck me" doll.
1:06:08
It'll suck your dick.
1:06:10
You can fuck the shit out of it.
It'll be a beautiful thing.
1:06:12
As Stuart ranted and raved,
something very shocking occurred to me.
1:06:16
I'd always sensed something
strange about Stuart's behavior...
1:06:19
something that set him apart
from your average straight guy.
1:06:22
Could it be that what I'd been looking
for was right under my nose all along?
1:06:26
Could Stuart be a homo?
1:06:29
- Are you with me on this or what?
- Absolutely.
1:06:34
- I know something that you don't.
- What?
1:06:38
I'm not supposed to say...
1:06:41
but I think that Eddy
slept with a girl.
1:06:44
- Who?
- He won't say...
1:06:48
but I think it's some chick
from his French Cinema class.
1:06:52
That's nice.
1:06:53
- You want me to come scrub your back?
- Sure.
1:07:02
He thought you'd be jealous.
1:07:04
I can handle it.
1:07:07
There's really nothing to be jealous
about because he said it was lousy.
1:07:12
- What was?
- The sex.
1:07:17
He said that she was
a lousy lay.
1:07:19
There's nothing worse
than a lousy lay.
1:07:22
I remember this girl
from high school, Monica Bryson.
1:07:27
She was like...
1:07:29
like a piece of fish loaf.
1:07:31
I mean she was really
un-fuckin'-believably bad.
1:07:34
I think that I'd rather have a dog fart
in my face than be with her again.
1:07:39
Ow! You're hurting me.
1:07:42
- With this?
- Yes!
1:07:45
I think you're upset because
I called her a piece of fish loaf.
1:07:48
I apologize.
1:07:51
Perhaps I should've said
she was a skanky, fishy bitch wad.
1:07:53
Just get out!
Just get out! Get out!